Thursday, July 26, 2007

Girls and their VPLs...

NOTE: VPLs [Visible Panty Lines]
Standing in the MRT at 8.30am in the morning, led me thinking how people can actually be up so early.It's amazing how tremendously early people start their day..
I'm starting to hate myself..for only beginning my day after 1pm.I feel a tad disgusted..
i need to reflect.
Amidst the rapid rush hour, with the MRT stuffed to the brim, there was this idiotic guy..
i don't know whats with him..But i wanted to knee him in his groin.
Everyone was standing in a particular direction, facing the door,
and he.. had to be Mr. SPECIAL....
He ran in and stood right in front of me..but he faced the opposite direction.
Someone help him?
I could feel him breathing down my neck, and i could feel a tendency to really knee him right there and then.
Fucking annoying.Thank God it was only another 2 stations.
I don't know what's with Singaporean girls, or is it women in general....
It's like VPL galore everywhere i walked!
Who said you could wear your granny panties with linen pants? or even cotton??
Granny panties can only be worn under denim, at least in my opinion...
Cos the material is so much thicker, then no one will know!!!!
Everywhere i turn, VPL! VPL! VPL!
Fuck! someone please give these women, 'how-to-choose-a-panty-for-you' classes!
Even my lecturer had a VPL under her mustard coloured pants!
I couldn't stop staring.I couldn't help it...
How do u concentrate when the most annoying thing is prancing around the class.??
ARGH!
Haven't they heard of thongs? or g-strings?
or at least.. if you like big panties so much.. buy the seamless ones?
Maybe i need to suggest to the community centres about setting up such classes...
Forget yoga, pilates, senior citizen tours and whatnots...
They NEED to set up 'choose-the-RIGHT-underwear' sessions!

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